This Diet Gave Me the Figure and Temperament of a Siren

Unlike other trendy diets, this diet is a lifestyle that you cannot reverse

Before trying the Siren’s Secret diet, I was merely a mortal unaccustomed to preying on the lives of innocent sailors. I’ve tried so many diets and none have allowed me to eat what I want to eat, while singing haunting laments on craggy rocks…



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Nat Hrvatin

Nat Hrvatin is a humor writer from Cleveland, Ohio. Check out her website or follow her on Twitter and Instagram @NatHrvatin.