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To Bang or Not to Bang: Unanswered Texts to My Hairdresser
It’s a very big decision!
[Tuesday, March 5, 2024, 5:12 PM]
Hey, Jess! Hope you don’t mind me texting you. I know you gave me this number in case I had to reschedule an appointment.
I do NOT want to reschedule. I’ll BE THERE!
I’ve just been thinking of our conversation about possibly getting bangs, and I’m excited!
No need to reply!
[Saturday, March 9, 2024, 2:37 PM]
OMG, I found this photo and I HAD to send it to you.
It’s me when I was 7 — with bangs!
Just wanted to share.
[Wednesday, March 13, 2024, 6:11 AM]
Had a dream last night that I think is a sign I’m meant to get bangs!
Will tell you about it at my appointment.
[Friday, March 22, 2024, 5:44 PM]
OMG. Went to a work conference this week and the closing speaker didn’t have bangs in her promo photo, but then DID in real life.
I didn’t learn anything about “Algorithmic Semiotics and Brand Identity Formation in Digital Ecosystems” because I couldn’t stop thinking about how much better she looked without bangs!
