We Local Waterfowl Are Over Emily Dickenswan’s Song

She’s a recluse, she’s a cygnus, she’s got something dumb to say!

Photo by Dejan Zakic on Unsplash

Emily Dickenswan — avian poet supposedly beyond compare — lives in Amherst, Massachusetts where she is only rarely seen at our local watering hole due to her tendency to hide out crafting verse. She writes stanzas, and yet can barely stanza our company at all!




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