What Your Facebook Marketplace Seller’s Response Actually Means
Translating their lies ain’t easy
“We can meet up tomorrow morning!”
Tomorrow morning you will wake up at 8 am, get dressed, and prepare to meet a stranger in Bryant Park. You will meet at the designated bench, five minutes before the previously agreed upon meeting time.
Then, you will sit around for an hour waiting for your “well-loved” $10.00 air fryer to appear. When it doesn’t, you’ll return to your apartment empty-handed, forced to live a life that revolves around pre-heating a stupid oven.
“I can’t lower the price. It’s one of a kind…”
Easy translation: he found this on Amazon and he’s trying to bully someone into paying more than he did for it.
“It was broken and then I fixed it.”
This item is held together with Gorilla Glue and the sheer confidence of a middle-aged man who thinks he can fix everything (with the exception of his marriage).
“I’m no longer selling this item.”
His wife discovered that he was attempting to sell their wedding china to strangers online to support his sports gambling addiction…
