What Your Tech Really Thinks About You

It turns out they’re not as fond of you as you are of them

Sound system

I should have the perfect life. A master of the classics like me, playing the best of the best to a connoisseur.

Instead, I go, “Boom! tish, tish, crash! Boom! Boom Boom.” And now a wail, like a mating fox. What is this nonsense…

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Humor inspired by literature, history, and other non-lucrative college courses

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So………..in conclusion:

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Rachel Dodman

Rachel Dodman

Rachel is a freelance writer from the UK. Check out her latest novella Downhill From Wednesday on Amazon! www.racheldodman.com

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