Who Needs the Sistine Chapel When You’ve Got My Bathroom Selfies?

They laughed at Picasso, they scoffed at Dali, and now they shake their heads at my masterpieces

Philip S. Naudus
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Prepare to gape in awe at the pinnacle of human achievement (Public domain/Tong/rawpixel/author)

Over the past year, I’ve taken it upon myself to send unsuspecting women no fewer than 365 uniquely personalized pieces of art. I’m practically the Van Gogh of penis portraiture — and my…

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Philip S. Naudus
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

High school teacher by day, koala by night. My wife is a cartoonist with a Ph.D., and she co-authors all of these articles.