You’ve Been Upgraded to Boyfriend Powerhouse Status

Updates from Relationship-ly, the dating plug-in that tracks the progress of your current relationship

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Congratulations! You’ve been busy dating your girlfriend like a boss and building up valuable relationship points and creating an impression of stellar into-itness. Keep reading for more details on your relationship progress.

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Girlfriend dating streak: 3 weeks. Here’s your achievement badge for 3 weeks of good boyfriend behavior and fun times.

Productivity: You were a more productive boyfriend than 87% of other boyfriends. Look at this chart.

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Mastery: You messed up 32% fewer times than the average jerk. Less than ten alerts means you pissed your girlfriend off, freaked her out, annoyed her, and downright scared her less than ten times. That’s more than excellent. You’re a boyfriend boss! Here’s your pat on the back, boyfriend.