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I’m the Long Story on This Food Blog and I Don’t Like You Either

I’m the Long Story on This Food Blog and I Don’t Like You Either

If you spent as much time learning to cook as you do complaining about me you’d be a chef already
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Kyrie Gray
The Bennet Sisters Discuss The Pumpkin Spice Latte

The Bennet Sisters Discuss The Pumpkin Spice Latte

“I certainly never tasted such a beverage.”
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Amy Greenlee
For anyone organising an academic conference…

For anyone organising an academic conference…

Here is a handy checklist just for you
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Jessica Clarke
I’m the Dancer in the New Stones Video, and I’m Not Exactly Angry

I’m the Dancer in the New Stones Video, and I’m Not Exactly Angry

But I Was Taken for a Ride
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Tom Navratil
Regular Middle-Aged Women Thrilled for Chance to Read Books About Rich Twentysomethings Who Ditch…

Regular Middle-Aged Women Thrilled for Chance to Read Books About R...

“I couldn’t put this book down. It was a great antidote to my pre-menopausal symptoms.”
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Liz Lydic
How to Politely Decline Those Ridiculous Requests Coworkers Feel Entitled to Ask of You

How to Politely Decline Those Ridiculous Requests Coworkers Feel En...

“Hey, can you follow me back on Instagram? I’m trying to become a micro-influencer.”
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Zulie Rane
Alternative Education Programs from Classic Literature

Alternative Education Programs from Classic Literature

Register today! Spaces are limited!
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Amy Greenlee
Pickup Lines for Men Whose Brains are Already Full of Roman Empire Facts

Pickup Lines for Men Whose Brains are Already Full of Roman Empire ...

You can think of Gladiators while picking up hotties at the same time
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Kyrie Gray
The Siren’s Game is as Old as Time

The Siren’s Game is as Old as Time

They just change the song
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Kyrie Gray
I’ll Help You ReachYour Post-Apocalyptic Potential

I’ll Help You ReachYour Post-Apocalyptic Potential

As a life coach I’m not going to let a little thing like the end of the world stop me
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Kyrie Gray
Unromantic Quotes for Mugs Because We Don’t All Have Perfect Relationship Records

Unromantic Quotes for Mugs Because We Don’t All Have Perfect Relati...

Everyone deserves a cup even if they don’t deserve a trophy for their dating history
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Kyrie Gray
How to Make Women Go Crazy for You and in General

How to Make Women Go Crazy for You and in General

Literary tips that might just drive her literally insane
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Kyrie Gray
Emily Dickinson Finds Meaning in a Modern World

Emily Dickinson Finds Meaning in a Modern World

“If I can stop one friend from dating, I shall not live in vain.”
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Zoe/ Zoieyx
Dante’s Inferno for Writers

Dante’s Inferno for Writers

The 9 circles of Hell for sins the writing community regularly commits
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Kyrie Gray
Why Dating Jeremy Bentham isn’t a Good Idea

Why Dating Jeremy Bentham isn’t a Good Idea

A comic about dating dead philosophers
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Kyrie Gray
DJ Typhoid Mary is Cooking Up Fire Music and Disease at this Underground Rave

DJ Typhoid Mary is Cooking Up Fire Music and Disease at this Underg...

Death Drops are guaranteed all night long
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Megan Archbold
How to Build Your Bookshelf Without Destroying Your Relationship

How to Build Your Bookshelf Without Destroying Your Relationship

A step by step guide from us at your favorite cheap disposable furniture company
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Ella F.
I’m a Black Blazer Not a Miracle Worker

I’m a Black Blazer Not a Miracle Worker

Don’t look at me, I can’t explain that resume gap
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Kyrie Gray
My Top 5 Streams of Income

My Top 5 Streams of Income

Finding financial security wherever I can
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Kyrie Gray
I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Whale Encyclopedia to High…

I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Wh...

Please don’t recommend my book, I beg you
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Caleb Coy
Ode to Hot Girl Summer

Ode to Hot Girl Summer

Did thou watchest my reels?
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Emily Holi
I Got Glasses and Realized My Boyfriend is Super Mid

I Got Glasses and Realized My Boyfriend is Super Mid

Do I return the glasses, or him?
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Leslie Diana
Signs Your Loved One is Addicted to Jane Austen

Signs Your Loved One is Addicted to Jane Austen

Recognize the signs of regency obsession before it’s too late
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Kyrie Gray
Ten Plausible Reasons Why Women’s Clothing Lacks Pockets

Ten Plausible Reasons Why Women’s Clothing Lacks Pockets

Fashion is fickle but our desire for pockets is not
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Kyrie Gray
Greetings from Me, the White Carpet in Your New Apartment

Greetings from Me, the White Carpet in Your New Apartment

“Don’t even dream about getting your deposit back.”
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Kyrie Gray
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