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Tips for Surviving Your First Flight with a Baby — as a Passenger, Not a Parent

Tips for Surviving Your First Flight with a Baby — as a Passenger, Not a Parent

Nothing reinforces the decision to be “Childfree” quite like being stuck on an airplane next to a baby
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Amarie Skrzyp
Dr. Grimm’s Unreleased Patient Files of Famous Fairy Tale Characters

Dr. Grimm’s Unreleased Patient Files of Famous Fairy Tale Characters

You know their stories, but do you understand their trauma?
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Jim Mercurio
Do You Have What It Takes To Care For Your Own Sourdough Starter?

Do You Have What It Takes To Care For Your Own Sourdough Starter?

Complete This Application To Find Out
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Laurie Miller Hornik
I Am the Man Who Slows Down in the Crosswalk

I Am the Man Who Slows Down in the Crosswalk

Buckle up: This could take a while
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Nick Gregory
Our New Billing Process Makes Things Faster by Not Protecting Your Data

Our New Billing Process Makes Things Faster by Not Protecting Your ...

FAQ page from the company that houses your personal data
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Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Affordable Egg Hunt Ideas for Adults

Affordable Egg Hunt Ideas for Adults

Let the kids find Easter candy, you need to find a dozen organic eggs under twenty dollars
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Kyrie Gray
AI is the Only Ethical Artist

AI is the Only Ethical Artist

Can’t Separate Art From Artist? Get Rid of the Artist!
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Sarah Chin
Other Classic Execution Methods for Red States to Revive

Other Classic Execution Methods for Red States to Revive

Why stop at the firing squad?
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Katie Burgess
My Parents Are Outta Town & I’m Throwing a Rager

My Parents Are Outta Town & I’m Throwing a Rager

I was born in the ’80s so it will include rage screaming
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Kate Brennan
If Wedding Guests Spoke Their Truth

If Wedding Guests Spoke Their Truth

Forever is a long time to hold your peace.
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Stephanie Redmond
Covering Your Mouth When You Cough At The Salad Bar Is A Personal Choice

Covering Your Mouth When You Cough At The Salad Bar Is A Personal C...

An Op-Ed From Your New Health Auditor
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Caleb Coy
To Bang or Not to Bang: Unanswered Texts to My Hairdresser

To Bang or Not to Bang: Unanswered Texts to My Hairdresser

It’s a very big decision!
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Jennifer Haubrich
I Read 36,825 Books This Year. This is How I Did It

I Read 36,825 Books This Year. This is How I Did It

I may have sacrificed my eating and sleeping hours, but the noble job had to be done.
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Just Norah
If Every Serious Business Advertised like Unhinged Personal Injury Lawyers

If Every Serious Business Advertised like Unhinged Personal Injury ...

If you’ve got trauma, we’ve got bad puns
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Aarushi Ahuja
Help! My Baby Doesn’t Fit My Design Aesthetic

Help! My Baby Doesn’t Fit My Design Aesthetic

Good people of TikTok, what should I do?!
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Amarie Skrzyp
Social Event Do’s and Don’ts Written by a Socially Awkward Advice Columnist

Social Event Do’s and Don’ts Written by a Socially Awkward Advice C...

Do think twice whether you even have to go
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Laura-Liisa Klaas
15 Ways You Might End Up in a Naked Survival Scenario

15 Ways You Might End Up in a Naked Survival Scenario

Be careful where you go without clothing.
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Julie Vick
The Fall of Civilization as Told By Apple Plus News Spotlight Push Notifications

The Fall of Civilization as Told By Apple Plus News Spotlight Push ...

Get the latest updates as the world spirals toward chaos
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Caleb Coy
Which Ashley’s are ‘In’ and ‘Out’ on this Ash Wednesday

Which Ashley’s are ‘In’ and ‘Out’ on this Ash Wednesday

New Secular Tradition Alert!
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Lauren Piskothy
An Introvert’s Response To Your Shamrockin’ Party Invite

An Introvert’s Response To Your Shamrockin’ Party Invite

If you want me to attend, here’s what I need from you.
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Jen Metcalf🍷
How to Get a Date at Your Local Running Club

How to Get a Date at Your Local Running Club

A comprehensive guide to chasing romance even when they act like they don’t want to be chased
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Samantha Zielinski
Sisyphus or Lofi Girl?

Sisyphus or Lofi Girl?

A quiz you can take over and over
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Nathan Vogel
This Cropped Sweater is a Monstrosity and Must be Stopped

This Cropped Sweater is a Monstrosity and Must be Stopped

Why am I paying full price for a half sweater?
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Kyrie Gray
Bad Things That Will Happen If I Don’t Clear This 1/8 Inch of Snow with My Blower Before Doing…

Bad Things That Will Happen If I Don’t Clear This 1/8 Inch of Snow ...

I will have expedited the arrival of the next ice age
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Caroline Horwitz
I’m a Witch Keeping My Daughter in a Tower and I Need Advice

I’m a Witch Keeping My Daughter in a Tower and I Need Advice

Family advice from a questionable source
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Emily DeFreitas
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