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We Just Can’t Get Enough of our Five or Eight Grandchildren

We Just Can’t Get Enough of our Five or Eight Grandchildren

Between the hours of 8 P.M. and 8:15 P.M.
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Lisa Hides
How to Inflate a Pool Floatie in Ten Impossibly Complicated Steps

How to Inflate a Pool Floatie in Ten Impossibly Complicated Steps

You can (maybe) do it!
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Lily Hirsch
Pivoting on Pilfers: Morally Innovative Anti-Theft Ideas

Pivoting on Pilfers: Morally Innovative Anti-Theft Ideas

The C-Suite are willing to do anything to curb losses as long as that doesn’t include lowering prices
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Stephanie Redmond
My Therapist Says I’m Doing Great. So Why Did I Spend $327 on Crystals?

My Therapist Says I’m Doing Great. So Why Did I Spend $327 on Cryst...

Worried about your crippling anxiety? There’s a crystal for that!
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Julia Wolov
Thanks to Rumble, I’m the Hero My Quiet Suburb Deserves

Thanks to Rumble, I’m the Hero My Quiet Suburb Deserves

There’s danger lurking around every corner according to the Nextdoor group
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Sarah Yosef
An Open Letter to the Animal Crossing Player Who Abandoned Me

An Open Letter to the Animal Crossing Player Who Abandoned Me

Are you there, Jane? It’s me, Jane.
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Desiree Brown
My Mother Rates My Hobbies Based on How Much They Disappoint Her

My Mother Rates My Hobbies Based on How Much They Disappoint Her

“Do your hobbies pay your rent?”
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Just Norah
A Midcentury Socialite’s Advice for Modern Aspiring Socialites

A Midcentury Socialite’s Advice for Modern Aspiring Socialites

From debutante to guru
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Michael Vincent Mangano
I Said Yes to the Dress and Now I’m on Trial for Murder

I Said Yes to the Dress and Now I’m on Trial for Murder

My favorite TV show destroyed my life
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Kyrie Gray
Flight To Nowhere: A ‘Spirit Airline Experience’ Proposal

Flight To Nowhere: A ‘Spirit Airline Experience’ Proposal

For our best customers with nowhere to go and all day to get there
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Sue E OConnor, MD
Your Favorite Oligarch’s Favorite Oligarch: Every Industry Has Its Icons

Your Favorite Oligarch’s Favorite Oligarch: Every Industry Has Its ...

We all need someone to look up to.
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Stephanie Redmond
14 Reluctant Ways to Celebrate the 4th of July

14 Reluctant Ways to Celebrate the 4th of July

When you’ve lost faith in your country but you still want hot dogs
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Maria Cassano
You Only Live Once, But You’re on Facebook Forever

You Only Live Once, But You’re on Facebook Forever

Introducing Meta Mediums™
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Rebeca Dunn-Krahn
Greek Myths Updated for Modern Times

Greek Myths Updated for Modern Times

Classic Greek mythology would look very different if it took place today
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Kyrie Gray
Types of Pasta Ranked by How Well They’d Do in a Corporate Job Interview

Types of Pasta Ranked by How Well They’d Do in a Corporate Job Inte...

Al dente, all business
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Aarushi Ahuja
Reviewing My Wife’s Latest Online Purchases

Reviewing My Wife’s Latest Online Purchases

I am a devoted husband who knows what’s best for my lady
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Steffany Ritchie
I Hope You’ll Be Comfortable in My Guest Room Even Though I’ve Made that Impossible

I Hope You’ll Be Comfortable in My Guest Room Even Though I’ve Made...

My home is your anxiety-inducing nightmare
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Kyrie Gray
Rating My Coworkers’ Excuses for Missing My Wedding

Rating My Coworkers’ Excuses for Missing My Wedding

You expect me to believe you were attacked by bears?
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Amarie Skrzyp
It’s Hard for Me, a King, to Find a Second Wife Who Won’t Murder My Children

It’s Hard for Me, a King, to Find a Second Wife Who Won’t Murder My...

I’m want a second chance on love but also zero chance of my kids mysteriously dying.
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Kyrie Gray
Quiz: Is Your Family Trying to Kill You?

Quiz: Is Your Family Trying to Kill You?

How many more of your mother’s nightly Jeopardy! recaps can you endure before you run away from home?
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Liz Alterman
In An Effort To Curb Your Erratic Sleep Behavior, I Am Drawing An Imaginary Line Down The Middle Of…

In An Effort To Curb Your Erratic Sleep Behavior, I Am Drawing An I...

Help me help you help me get some sleep
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Aaron Chown
I’m a Magic Bottomless Bag and I’m Tired of Carrying the British People’s Emotional Baggage

I’m a Magic Bottomless Bag and I’m Tired of Carrying the British Pe...

Reach inside me all you want, you’ll never be an empire again.
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Caleb Coy
I’m the Grillmaster for Our Memorial Day Party, My Wife Does Everything Else

I’m the Grillmaster for Our Memorial Day Party, My Wife Does Everyt...

An equal division of duties, at least for me.
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Richie Zaborowske
12 Possible Reasons Why You Abandoned Your Shopping Cart in the Middle of the Parking Lot

12 Possible Reasons Why You Abandoned Your Shopping Cart in the Mid...

Some people must have truly legitimate reasons to not put that cart away
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Kyrie Gray
Name That Cramp! A New Gameshow You Don’t Want to Play But Have to Anyway

Name That Cramp! A New Gameshow You Don’t Want to Play But Have to ...

How well do you know your uterus?
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Julia Wolov
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