The 7 Deadly Sandwiches

What’s that on your plate?

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The last two weeks have been rough.

I do my best writing on Medium at midnight. No distractions, except for a wild bird that sits outside my window and makes a peculiar hoot-hoot-whirr.

That noise doesn’t bother me. If the bird ever moves away, I will miss its weird serenade.

Anyway…one night, not long ago, I turned on my laptop to write a story, and the strangest thing happened.

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Zero…energy…

So, I shut down my electronics for the night.

The next day…

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No improvement.

Also, I started wheezing.

And even thinking about breakfast made me want to hurl.

In a matter of hours, though, I was starving. I needed Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓’s robot to fetch me a sandwich.