Japanese Internet Slang op.7

Today’s topic is bit of strange.

“HOW TO PRETEND TO BE JAPANESE INTERNET PEOPLE”

— Use KANSAI dialect.

I know why Kansai dialect is effective. But I would like to omit that explanation. What is Kansai dialect? It is so called oosaka-ben, like…

“Nandeyane!(なんでやねん!)” which is used in Osaka, Kyoto, Kobe, or West side.

But ACTUALLY, Internet people don’t use Kansai dialect, i mean pure and genuine Kansai dialect. That is “Ese-Kansaiben”. Ese means fake.

This is basically so called “Nan-J go”.(なんJ語)

— Some example here.

ほんまなんやねん(honma nann ya nen)(何なんだよこれ )

: What the heck is this.

ワイの一番はこれやな(wai no itiban ha kore yana)(私の一番はこれですね)

: This is the best thing i think.

あかんかったか(akan katta ka)(あー、駄目だったか)

:It has been failed...

最後にお前と遊んだんいつ頃や? (saigo ni omae to asondan itu goro ya?) (最後に君と遊んだのっていつ頃だっけ?)

:When is the last time we were met?

そらXXよ→そらあいつの方が上よ(sora aitu no hou ga ue yo)

:It is obviously he is better.

Note: Never use “yanen”.