The Complete Guide to Surviving Outside Japan

There is no civilization without a Washlet

“Civilizations proceed from the stomach rather than the head” — Mark Twain (adapted). Photo by author.

When I moved back from Japan to these United States, what was the first thing I did?

Eat a real pizza? Drive a car over the speed limit and honk obnoxiously at the other vehicles? Go surfing at Venice Beach?

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