The Internet Discusses: Multidimensional Travel

Carson May
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5 min readMar 28, 2017

I read Khartika Goe’s The Multidimensional Traveler So You Don’t Have To

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Googling the possibility of Multidimensional Travel is very Internet. PhDs in pseudo-physics, psychonauts, and high-schoolers in AP Physics B all join the conversation.

Wendy Krieger precedes her thoughts on Multidimensional Travel by stating she sees six dimensions. A friend who took acid once only saw four and a half, so this is quite profound, and lends Wendy immediate credibility. She begins with “Imagine Donald Duck coming out of his cartoon and talking to you”, and I find myself spiritually tangoed into the fourth dimension, and am thus unable to finish reading her statement.

High school student Damon Morris writes words that form sentences on Interdimensional Travel. He mentions the God Particle in his reasoning, likely inspired by the Film God Particle, which is produced by JJ Abrams and drops October 2017. Damon’s comment has been read over 2000 times.

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Doug Stevenson, who self-reportedly studied Clairvoyance at higher education, confirms Doug’s God Particle consideration in a bedtime sighting of the phenom, stating:

“As you know at night when you are in bed and it is very dark you sometimes see a sprite like a very small blink of a light. I do see these. I also have seen them flower like a blossom of light. I have just told myself another has started. The Cern cyclotron experiment did or did not have effect. Unknown. I answer these questions to others and ask my own questions of them. Not them. Hold. We will review tonight.

The man has style, contrasting Damon’s logical flailing with a gentle persona, topped with sprinkles of transcendental zeal. I have seen a similar blink of light while falling asleep as well so can only shake my head lightly at Doug’s doctrine.

Doug signs off his 326 word piece on multidimensional travel with ‘later gator’.

Enough! What does the one true Multidimensional Travel expert, Khartika Goe, have to say about this?

Khartika is the author of The Multidimensional Traveler: Finding Togetherness, or How I Learned to Break the Rules of Physics and Sojourn Across Dimensions and Time. She is a graduate of Columbia University. In her free time

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The Multidimensional Traveler attempts to provide a road map for simulating out-of-body experiences naturally, which could be handy now that Silk Road is down. Before scrounging the merit out of this book, let’s pull a buzzfeed to set the stage.

Top 4 Quotes From The MultiDimensional Traveler. You WON’T BELIEVE Number 4

Number One

The light being seated next to me was silent for a moment before he replied, “Ether is energy. When one is speaking of the etheric realm, one is speaking of a differing layer of existence that exists in the human realm, not the physical in which many reside. The etheric realm is an existence of energetic composure.”

It appears Khartika made a spiritual journey to my sixth grade Harry Potter fan-fiction. Astonishing.

Number Two

What if I told you that the concepts of both time and space were created by your own dogmatic mind? What if I told you that by altering your perceptions of both time and space, your would be able to disregard their existence entirely and travel freely through time?

When I peed myself in Kindergarten everything felt slow, so I feel this one.

Number Three (Spoken by a Monk in 4D Existence)

You are a seven. Sevens are most harmonized with other sevens, or with fives. If fact, in the energetic world the vibrations of two sevens make up a five: seven plus seven equals 14, and one plus four equals five. Five is the energy of inertia, of movement, of happenings.

Knew that 75 on the Calculus Test was a blessing in disguise

Number Four: On The Fourth Dimension

Although we are free to travel to any of the dimensional realms we wish by adjusting our overall vibrational frequency, we most often find ourselves being pulled automatically into the fourth-dimensional realms.

Visualization of 4D, for Reference

So, the idea of jmbl is to find meaning in ridiculous places. This meaning can be found in various contexts — perhaps in finding kernels of insight among obscurity, or discussing where trains of thought take odd turns. Never did I know it would get to me. When you see the word frequency in your History Textbook, and unconsciously associate it with a Light Ether speaking of Vibrations in the Fourth Dimension, it’s time to take a look in the mirror. To those brave souls scouring odd little pockets of the Web, heed this: proceed with caution.

Transforms into an evaporation of fourth dimensional energy and exits stage.

So there is a glimmer of academic nutrition in this article, I am going to briefly touch on dimensions. The information is pulled mainly from Wikipedia. Here’s a picture for reference:

The first Four Dimensions are widely accepted by both Mathematicians and Physicists:

Zero-Dimensional Space

A point.

One-dimensional Space

Simply a number line or angle.

Two-dimensional Space

In physics or math, a space that extends in two directions. Basically, anything that can exist in a Cartesian or Polar Coordinate System, restricted to a series of X and Y positions.

Three Dimensional Space

We exist in this one. It introduces a Z coordinate that gives our introduces depth to the length and width of the Cartesian system.

After the fourth, we get into concepts like String theory and M-theory and things get hairy. An Auburn Physicist once told me “String theory is great math, but it’s not physics.” Another Physicist promptly disagreed, furthering the point: it’s complicated.

To be frank, I’m not qualified to go further. I mean, just check out how bad of a boy 5D is:

After 5D, there are no more pictures, so you know it gets real.

So there we have it — some reality to stand upon. May your dreams and your dreams alone bring you lunacy, in the dimension you know best.

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Carson May
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