Biden’s Just Too Old and Trump is Trying to Move A New Supply Line of Shoes, but Dude, They’re Gold

And other ways everything is going to shit globally

Brian Brewington
Journal of Journeys
6 min readFeb 24, 2024

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Photo by Colin Lloyd on Unsplash

One grabs the fairer sex by their vaginas, well the ones that “let him cause he’s famous”, as well as believes Barack Obama was born in Kenya. That shit pile of a man in a shiny expensive suit with the ridiculous skin tone would probably bet his bottom McDouble on it, to which he has several daily from what I understand. Fucking McDonald’s. He was like the McDonald’s of Presidents, if Ronald McDonald wanted to build a wall and was into inciting riots here at home and stirring shit up abroad, sometimes all in the same sentence. It would’ve been funny if it wasn’t real. Fabulous Saturday Night Live skit — frightening morning to wake up to. Donald J. Trump ran our country for four years. So when the oldest guy they could find said he was up for the task, they brought him back to life via electric shock and Obama Slogans on repeat, while the Delaware State Symphony hummed their and the old hump’s beloved state song “My City and the state it’s in is completely sales tax-free, obviously — otherwise why is this where I’d decide to reside or even try and be?”

We would not make an 82-year-old man work at Walmart, or IHOP, and we wouldn't let him continue to pilot a plane at…

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Brian Brewington
Journal of Journeys

Writing About the Human Condition, via My Thoughts, Observations, Experiences, and Opinions — Founder of Journal of Journeys and BRB INC ©