Mid-Thirties White Male Seeking Woman Who Likely Doesn’t Exist

But it’s got nothing to do with unrealistic beauty expectations — just a long list of personal ones instead.

Photo by Felix Uresti on Unsplash

I don’t want a girlfriend or wife. I want a partner in crime. A Bonnie to my Clyde. Someone who calls me out on my bullshit in private and defends my social chicanery in public…

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