Women Should Stop Listening To Other Women About the Interpersonal Depths and Workings Of Men.

Listen, ladies, in logic I get the theory and don’t knock it, but your sources and citings are foundationally flawed.

The movie ‘How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days’ didn’t have to have an hour and a half plus running time like it did — in contrast, I’ll break down its main theme play by play and debunk its entire thesis in a few sentences before I move on — because fuck Matthew McConaughey. If only because I’ll never spell his last name right on the first try.

To my beloved female readers with potential romantic or relationship issues, if you don’t want to be with the man you’re currently with — tell him exactly that. You’ve been with him for two years you say? Tough fucking luck. The only thing worse than doing what you will inevitably have to do, or even worse, end up making happen or waiting around until you’ve subconsciously made it so you both basically can’t stand the other’s general presence and cupid smothers the love you once had for each other in the middle of the night on February 2nd, two years in, is doing so two years and a day later in.

Because if you don’t tell him right now, as you may have guessed, Pennsylvania’s most famous groundhog predicts a…