The right jorts for your web framework
Summer is right around the corner and things are getting HOT. It’s time to trade in your long sexy pants for something more comfortable. More comfortable limbs improve productivity and can reduce production bundles sizes by 10%. Jorts are a proven solution and provide the extra flexibility and comfort needed to power through today’s fast pace frontend environment.
Let the numbers do the talking. Check out that steady jorts growth.
Vue
These Uniqlo jorts have everything you need to be a vue developer. It’s a slim straight fit with a nice dyed fade that say you aren’t scared of a little chinese documentation. In these shorts, you’re ready to find out if Vue’s transition to typescript will ever happen and you don’t mind digging around vanilla js until then.
Angular
These basic hemmed Levi’s shorts tell the world you’ve been using typescript and rxjs since day 1. There’s no loose hanging threads or stylish rips on the shorts of someone that strictly types their code. You’ll be glad you’re wearing these safe jorts when debugging why the jasmine and protractor tests are exploding. Levi’s guarantees these shorts for an entire year which is just long enough to get you to the release of Angular 12 which will finally solve that issue you’ve been waiting for.
React
Wow look at you in these stylish distressed aztec print turn ups. You haven’t written css in the last year, but you have re-written your styles into three different css-in-js libraries. These shorts will declare which side of the css debate you stand on and will stay soft and comfortable through finally replacing the last propType with Flow which totally isn’t dying.
