The Great Disappointment

By Straight White American Jesus * [A.D. 2021]

“Thou hast put forth a riddle unto the children of my people.” — Judges XIV:16

And then Metaxas, the Master of Ceremonies, said unto them — every single one of them from the Flat-Earth pharmacist and Looney Greene and friends to the MyPillow CEO, the grocery store owner, former and current military, police, local and state officials, Thomas Clerk World, America’s Frontline Doctors, Karleen’s mom, Yoga students, workaday CEOs, shop owners, doctors, lawyers, IT specialists, and accountants, the guys next door and the gals in the Church pews,When you pray, say”…

Our Great White Father,
Who
Art of the Deal,
Hallowed be thy
Jeremiad.
But your
11,780 votes did not come from Georgia,
So the
Jericho March just had to be done,
On the
U.S. Capitol as it was attempted in Michigan.
Give us this
Shitposting our SCAMDEMIC bread,
And forgive us the
QAnon Shaman and the Exorcists.
As we have forgiven the
Butcher from Lebanon and the Midland Florist.
And please do not deliver us unto the
Jezebel or the Reptilian Overlords,
But rescue us from the
Jewish Space Lasers and Baby-Eating Cannibals.
For thine are
the Vikings, the Crusaders, and the Confederates,
And the
Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, and the Boogaloo Bois are (y)ours forever and ever. R’amen.

Twisted Flags will blow your mind, in any decade! Take Back The Classics!

* This prayer is certainly not des Herrn and is in no way associated with the “Straight White American Jesus” podcast — which hosts some great shows!

Let’s close with an old spiritual number, brought to you by Lester, Earl and friends…via Joe Stead (YouTube).

Important If this blog post has you thinking about suicide (or homicide), please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1–800–273-TALK (8255) or text the Crisis Text Line at 741–741 (or call 911). If you (or someone you know) participated in the insurrection, contact the FBI immediately. If you (or someone you know) feel(s) stuck and need(s) help, try some Free Radicals. There is life after hate and redemption is always possible. What do you have to lose? We still love you. You’re very special to us. This is not a joke.

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Wilhelm Kühner

Wilhelm Kühner

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Pruning the “tangled thicket” of Kühner (Keener) Genealogie in Amerika and reflecting on its relevance to current events.