Introducing Bhankara

Kalinga Staff
Sep 3, 2018 · 1 min read

Once upon a time in Ashoka the Bubble

Magical land that floats frothy with rubble

A house of repute, their scholars incisive

Like other institutes, t’was given to vice

Hypocrisy.

Debauchery.

One after another, morally dubious deed

To all those brave who still wish to proceed

At the lower rungs of the social ladder you’ll find

A friend with most unique and perceptive mind:

Bhankara, sobbing in classrooms’ brim

Bhankara, each Thursday Night with gin

Floats like a fairy, quotes obituaries

Knows to note which vegan eats dairy

Under Ashokan shoes, the slugs are slower

He who reaps must first know the sower

The drugs nestled between hugs too few

Bhankara fears your hugs too! Who knew?

Bhankara promises not to sell you fake lies

Bhankara sells tales from under, our Sonepat Skies.

Kalinga Magazine

Kalinga is the battlefield where Ashoka was humbled. In these pages, history repeats itself.

Kalinga Staff

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Kalinga is the battlefield where Ashoka was humbled. In these pages, history repeats itself.

Kalinga Magazine

Kalinga is the battlefield where Ashoka was humbled. In these pages, history repeats itself.

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