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“Daisy, Bring Me Your Board, NOW!” — “Yes, Daddy, I’m Sorry, Daddy.”
Your Old Daddy Never Punished You, But I’m Your Daddy Now
“Daddy, I’m sorry!”
“You said that already, Daisy. Now bring me your board.”
“But…”
“But nothing, Daisy. You knew the rules, yet you pranced around damn near naked, in front of my friends. We were trying to watch the game, and all you cared about was getting attention.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know the game was on.”
“Which is why you just happened to drop one of your earbuds right in front of the TV, so you could slowly bend over to pick it up? And that blue laced thong and matching bra? Those look a lot like the ones I got your Mother on Valentine’s Day?”
“She said I could borrow them, and moving too quickly can cause a back injury.”
“She didn’t say you could borrow them, and I’m about to give your backside an injury. Now go get your board, right now, without another word, or your punishment will be doubled!”
“But…”
“Twenty!”
“Daddy! No!”
“Doubling the double, that makes it forty!”
