I Got Caught Shoplifting Easter Candy and Had to Blow My Way Out of It
“How about you let me have that box of cream eggs and I’ll suck your cock until your eyes roll back in your head?”
If there’s one thing I love, it’s Cadbury creams eggs you can only get at Easter. I am obsessed with them, but damn, they’re expensive. It’s the day before Easter and I’ve got this big plan to stock up on them, but when I check my bank balance, I scarcely have enough for one egg.
I really need to get better at managing my money. My parents always told me I was spoiled, but hey, that was their fault. Unfortunately, they moved to Florida and left me on my own. Told me it was time to grow up. I had to actually get a job! It totally sucks. I’m just biding my time until I can find me a handsome sugar daddy to keep me in the style I’m wanting to be accustomed to.
But until then, I need to get some of those cream eggs! They won’t be back until February, and I can’t wait another ten whole months to taste that sweet cream in the center of the chocolate eggs.
I walk down to the drug store a few blocks away with a plan developing in my head. Maybe I can just ‘borrow’ a few eggs. I mean, it’s a big corporate drug store, they won’t miss a few cream eggs, right?
