IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER HOW CONFIDENT YOU THINK YOU ARE:
Travis Takes On The Twin’s Tie-Up Test — The Triumphant Gets To Taste Twats
Wylie And Wynona Hot, Horny, And Are Ready To Wrangle…
[WARNING — THIS IS A ZATANNA DARK NON-CON STORY! — YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY WARNED!]
As the loud country music plays, Travis stands before the twins wearing only his cowboy hat and boots, he does a solo two-step before declaring, “I’m ready! Who wants to feel the hard head of this meat slamming their cervix?”
Wylie says quietly to Wynona, “You were right. A real wordsmith this one is.”
Wynona replies, “We already flipped for it, and I’m the lucky one. Poor Wylie isn’t happy.”
Looking sad, Wylie adds, “Truly devastated.”
“Well then, get them shorts off little lady!”
“Hold your horses, Travis. First, you must prove your worth by escaping a little tie-up test.”
“I would have reckoned I proved my worth by paying for all of your drinks. You sure can down them. Are you two just as good at downing something else?”
“He’s chicken,” comments Wylie.
