The complete list of forbidden words the CDC DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE
The Trump Administration gave policy analysts with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention a list of “Forbidden Words” on Thursday — words that are no longer to be used in official CDC documents. According to The Washington Post, the forbidden words are “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based” and “science-based.” But according to documents leaked exclusively to Kheiro Magazine and definitely not something I just made up, those seven words are only the tip of the iceberg. (Incidentally, “iceberg” and “tip” are also on the secret list of forbidden words.)
- vulnerable
- entitlement
- diversity
- transgender
- fetus
- evidence-based
- science-based
- soy-based
- Lil B The Based God
- prenatal care
- iceberg
- tip (especially when referring to penis insertion, we cannot stress this enough)
- consent
- women’s rights
- woman
- Voldemort
- influencer
- thought leader
- foodgod
- food pyramid
- carb-conscious
- paleo diet
- paleolithic era
- any era before the Mesolithic, when God created Adam and Eve
- Adam and Steve
- no mention of anyone named Steven (or Stephen), just to be safe
The rest of the list is just every interation of Steve/Steven/Stephen/Stefan that Secretary of Health and Human Services Eric Hargan could think of. He seemed to have forgotten Steve Gutenberg, which Gutenberg should be used to by now.
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