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13 Kinky Ways To Masturbate For Women
3 min readFeb 11, 2025
You Can “Spice Things Up” Yourself!
Some might say I got a “late start” as my first orgasm was in the shower, assisted by the help of an electric toothbrush at 15. Ever since I lost the guilt of wanting to “share this pleasure with my future husband” I kind of dove clitoral head first into the world of masturbating. Ever since then, I have found so many different ways to pleasure myself! Here’s my list of ways to spice things up with just yourself:
- Get on a dating app(I recommend Feeld) and put in your bio that you want to “find an erotic pen pal” The two of you can co-create a fantasy that you both share! I have even escalated this to an entire Google doc where we would each add several paragraphs a day back and forth!
- Try female-friendly porn. Nothing feels better than getting off to ethically produced feminist content!
- Masturbate with ice cubes(I recommend doing this in the shower with hot water)! It is incredibly intense until the ice cube is actually inside you. The downside? If you don’t like it, you kinda have to wait for it to melt out. The ice cubes can be hard to find!
- Put your phone in a Ziploc and sext, watch porn, or listen to romantic music while in the shower!
- Try a butt plug, vibrator, or “Alien Penis”! Ovipositors anyone?
