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Bargain Bonanza

Venture into the bustling world of post-Christmas sales, where the chase for deals brings out a blend of chaos, comedy, and the thrill of the hunt

CJ Coop
Know Thyself, Heal Thyself
3 min readDec 27, 2023

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Bargain Bonanza Venture into the bustling world of post-Christmas sales, where the chase for deals brings out a blend of chaos, comedy, and the thrill of the hunt
Bargain Bonanza by C.J.Coop | Created with Midjourney

Bargin Bonanza

Once Christmas tidings fade into memory’s fold,
Retailers fling open their doors, bold,
With banners fluttering in winter’s cold,
Announcing sales, discounts untold.

Oh, what a sight, these early hours!
Crowds amass, their powers tower.
Armed with lists, they scurry and scour,
For bargains sweet, they flower.

Jumbled aisles, a treasure trove,
Shoppers dash in frenzied rove.
Eyes a-twinkle, how they stove,
For that last scarf, in vogue.

Hear the tills’ relentless ringing,
Echoing shoppers’ merry singing.
Trolley wars, quite unforgiving,
In this bargain banquet, living.

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CJ Coop
Know Thyself, Heal Thyself

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