There Is a Huge Ghost on Medium
The most all-pervasive ghost ever known
Huger than any of the ridiculously little ghosts that ever tried to haunt you. Gentler than any mother in the world. Wiser than all the wise men combined. Brighter than the sun. Closer to you than your own heartbeat. Filling the entire universe.
Knows your every act.
Plants thoughts in your head.
Walks through walls.
Creates weal and woe.
Can invoke any change with one word.
Can invade any space.
Can imbue with instant peace.
Can evade detection.
Cannot die. Cannot be stopped. Cannot lie. Cannot be controlled.
Wants your soul. Wants your life. Wants your worship. Wants you.
Prone to jealousy.
He is the Holy Ghost of God.
Give in to Him before it is too late.