10 Fun Ways You Can Totally Not Celebrate You-Know-Who Getting You-Know-What
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1 min readOct 10, 2020
- Definitely not texting your friends funny memes and replying “omfg i’m dying just like he will omg”
- Not making a social media post that’s just a giant winky face with the caption “lol”
- Not by any means getting a tattoo that says “karma ❤”
- Never ever holding a zoom party with friends where the theme is “funeral chic but like you’re happy the person is gone”
- Not laughing so hard that soda comes flying out of your nose when you learn he also gave it to his inner circle
- Not, under any means, masturbating furiously after researching comorbidities
- Absolutely not blasting “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette so loudly that the cops are called
- Most definitely not making an offering to the reaper if he just comes to earth real quick and collects this one
- Not ever by ruminating on how a part of him must be terrified of his mortality right now and that just makes you so happy because he’s made so many people suffer that you might have to change your pants
- 100% absolutely not posting thinly veiled lists on your blog
