10 Items Every Woman Should Always Carry In Her Purse
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2 min readMar 30, 2018
There is so much mystery and secrecy surrounding the contents of a woman’s purse, and all the conflicting advice makes it awfully confusing for women to know what the essentials are they will need. Luckily I am here to list the 10 most important things every woman should be carrying with her in her day-to-day life!
- Red lipstick. Now remember ladies, you must wear this 24/7 or you will never find a husband.
- A compact mirror. Use this to check that your lipstick is okay and to watch attractive men behind you on public transport.
- A locked safe with tampons inside. This will ensure that they will not fall out of your bag and scare off any potential husbands.
- A smaller purse full of scorpions. This can be a great conversation starter at parties or tinder dates.
- A photo of your high school boyfriend and his new wife. That could have been you if you didn’t break up with him to go to college.
- A list of all the men who never called you back. Give yourself a reality check if you start to feel any form of self confidence.
- Enough money to quickly travel to your college ex-boyfriend’s hometown. You never know when he might call asking for another chance.
- A wedding dress. Eventually some man will take pity on you and agree to get married.
- Five bottles of wine. You never know when you might need one, or all five.
- The pistol that killed Alexander Hamilton. You need to carry some form of weapon to protect yourself and I mean, you know this one works.