10 Reasons I Can Only Orgasm When I See A Man Cry
Written by Catherine Weingarten and Celenia Lugo
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1 min readMay 22, 2020
- Emotion is hot.
- Male suffering is my 5th wave of feminism (the only type of feminism I subscribe to).
- One time I purchased a Ruby Woo lipstick from the MAC kiosk and the guy at the sales counter cried because I looked so good and I’ve never been the same since.
- All men who cry look like Aaron Paul in “Breaking Bad” and Aaron Paul is hot.
- I cried once too, so we are alike and that’s also hot.
- When I see a man in pain, I immediately think “I can help him!” and nothing gets me heated more than charity work.
- Tears are the lubricant of the face and I like lubricant cause it reminds me of sex.
- I did a bunch of ecstasy at Burning Man in 2016 and got so high, I saw God weep. I’ve been chasing that high ever since.
- I love the beach but I live in a land-locked state and mens’ tears are the closest thing I have to salt-water.
- Seeing them wet makes me wet.
