A Letter to My Boyfriend’s New Moustache

Lowen Puckey
Sep 3, 2018 · 4 min read
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Dear Moustache,

First of all, I want to offer you a big congratulations for your existence — I didn’t know you could do that. I had noted your several attempts to grow over the last few years which amounted at best to fake designer stubble, so I am sincerely impressed at your full growth (exactly how impressed is yet to be seen).

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Lowen Puckey

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Advocate for mental health, chronic illness and disability. Sometime writer of funnies & fiction. Perpetual drinker of tea.

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