A Letter to My Boyfriend’s New Moustache
Sep 3, 2018 · 4 min read

Dear Moustache,
First of all, I want to offer you a big congratulations for your existence — I didn’t know you could do that. I had noted your several attempts to grow over the last few years which amounted at best to fake designer stubble, so I am sincerely impressed at your full growth (exactly how impressed is yet to be seen).


