Are You The Horniest Girl Alive? Take This Quiz To Find Out!
Do you get turned on when you call the IT guy for help and he starts lightly breathing into the phone as he tries to fix your computer?
a. ) Yes
b.) No
Were you and a friend once at the movie theater together and the sight of their bare knees made you your hoo-ha go “Oh, hello”?
a.) Yes
b.) No
c.) No to their knees but yes to their ears
Did a gust of wind once blow up your skirt just right and you had to find the nearest public bathroom?
a.) Yes
b.) No
How many sex toys do you own?
a.) Just one!
b.) Two but you misplaced the second one.
c.) You have a whole treasure chest of toys.
d.) Oh honey, who needs toys when you can orgasm from blinking really fast.
Your Grub-Hub driver arrives with your Dunkin’ Donuts order, do you:
a.) Shout from behind a closed door, “Leave the food on the mat, thanks!”
b.) Kindly accept your order and shut your door — like a normal person.
c.) Ask your driver what “these donuts” remind him of and then hold them over your perky nipples.
Did you make plans with a crush to hang out at your place and immediately purchase a new bedspread off of Amazon Prime so it’d arrive within two days, even though you didn’t need a new one and you didn’t really like the color, but like, your old one wasn’t “sexy” enough and I mean, I know bedspreads aren’t “sexy” but like????
a.) Yes
b.) No
c.) ….What?
How frequently do you masturbate?
a.) One to two times a week.
b.) One to two times a day.
c.) Four or more times a day.
d.) So much that you begged your boss to let you work from home permanently so you could get off while formatting spreadsheets*.
*You didn’t tell them that’s the reason, that’s just your dirty, naughty, little secret hehe
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It truly doesn’t matter what your results are, the very fact that you clicked on this quiz tells you everything you need to know. You’re one horny mo-fo!
