Healing Throughout A Woman’s Day

A Magazine for Healing Broken Women, Because All Women Are Eventually Broken Down By Life

Welcome to Healing Throughout A Woman’s Day!!:):)

Editor’s Note:
We do not assume women need healing because we are passive aggressively implying they are fragile, broken, or weak, or because we want to sell them healing products and services, or because we want to trivialize severely traumatized women, but because
everyone knows everyone needs healing, especially us crazy chicks because we’re so bananas, right?

TABLE OF CONTENTS

DECADENT CARROT CAKE JUST LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE BUT WITH HEALING AMOUNTS OF ONLY ORGANIC, ONLY NON-GMO CARROTS…Recipe by Mayca B’udoneat…page 5

PALEO DIETING FOR WOMEN WHO ARE HEALING FROM TOO MUCH DECADENCE…By Phatshay Mer…page 8

IF YOU EAT AND EXERCISE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS YOU WILL ATTAIN AND MAINTAIN YOUR PERFECT BODY WEIGHT…By B.S. Yaright

OUR EXPERT SECTION

Because we all need experts, right women? I mean, ladies? Gals?

LEARN ABOUT MINDFULNESS MEDITATION** (Because we are a scattered bunch of airheads, aren’t we, ladies??…LOL..;););)………From expert meditator, Imay K’Stuphupp…page 25

LEARN THE HEALING PRACTICE OF YOGA**…From expert yoga practitioner, Connie D Scension…Connie assures us her yoga practice is not trying to turn women into submissive, docile, emotionally subdued automatons who sport permanent half smiles on placid faces. Connie assures us her yoga practice turns all women into beacons of energetic healing wholeness, able to heal themselves and others just by being present in their own yogatastically radiant bodies….page 50

LEARN TO ALWAYS BE PRESENT, POSITIVE, PERKY, AND AUTHENTIC EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO FORCE IT***From expert, Ima Noying…page 75