Top Reviews For The New, Scientifically Accurate Daily Horoscope App
10 Stars!!! Would Recommend For Big Life Decision!
1. This App saved my marriage!!!
★★★★★
When my wife and I separated I was pretty heartbroken. She and my best friend had a little “affair” and I just couldn’t forgive her for the three years of cheating… until I started getting into horoscopes! My love horoscope kept mentioning forgiveness and open mindedness.Then things started getting spooky… Everyday HER SIGN (Gemini) was the sign MY SIGN (Pisces) was assigned to for best LOVE match. That had to be a sign, right?
One day, while I was reading HER horoscope, it said “you’ll reach out to someone you miss”. So I texted her! We got coffee and she promised to never see my best friend again! I wasn’t sure if I could believe her so I opened up my app and saw that for Pisces… it was time to “let go of the past”. We’ve been together ever since! Things are going great! Now she uses the app too! And it told her she needs to spend more time with my best friend because their signs are compatible for friendship. And I’m fine with that!!! I am I swear!!!!!!
2. Working great for me so far — I sold the land that’s been in my family for generations and I don’t regret it at all.
★★★★
My great great grandparents immigrated in 1894 without a penny to their name. They worked and worked and finally saved enough to acquire some land. The land was everything to my family, passed down from generation to generation. I grew up playing in the river with my grandpa — I was his favorite. So, when he died… the land was left in my name! My family was shocked — not me though… my Astrology Now app mentioned a big fortune was coming my way.
When it came to figuring out what to do with the land I looked to the app… it hadn’t been wrong yet! With Mercury in Retrograde, my horoscope advised me against taking on anything too “big”. Well… I knew what that meant. Astrology Now gave me the final push to sell the land and I feel fine! Sure, my family won’t speak to me and my grandmother refused to allow me into the funeral but I stand by my decision! A week later my horoscope said “never listen to your elders — they’re wrong most of the time! Trust the stars”. That advice couldn’t be a coincidence! This app keeps impressing me.
3. Thanks to the app I bought a new computer!
★★★
And I love it!! Apple was having a deal and I saved $100! Would absolutely recommend :)
4. Cool App — I made some new friends!!
★★★★
Astrology Now says I have a “Saturn Trine” which means my sun is at 120 degrees (I’m really becoming an expert with the terminology)! My horoscope specifically told me I’d have a lucky streak and kept mentioning the lottery and game shows. “(WILL WE SEE YOU ON JEOPARDY?!)”, it said. So I jumped over to Reddit, did some serious internet digging and found an interesting group of game show enthusiasts. We meet to practice five times a week and are required to attend at least twenty game show tapings per month, to prepare for our own “moment in the spotlight”. It only cost $200 to apply for the program and a flat fee of $1000 a month, for travel, training and game show tickets! Most game shows tape during the day… so I had to quit my job. I have yet to win any money but Astrology Now says it’s coming soon!
5. Such an intuitive program! Quit my job and feelin’ cool as a cucumber about it!
★★★★
As an Aries, I always knew I was a creative. I mean I’ve never FELT creative, I’m more of an analytical minded person to be honest, but anytime I told people I was an Aries they’d say “OH! CREATIVE GENIUS OVER HERE”, so I figured it had to be true! I’ve been an accountant for 10 years and when my girlfriend, another Aries, got the app, I would read over her shoulder as she reviewed her horoscope. I kept seeing advice about pursuing your dreams and going for it NOW. One day, the advice got specific — “quit your job, become a painter!” And guess what I am now! A painter making a living off her oils (check out my Etsy shop — etsy.com/THECreativeAriees). I feel more free than ever! I have so much time on my hands since I quit my job and my girlfriend kicked me out and started dating the CEO of my company! Sure, I don’t have money or love but it’s better this way. I can go wherever I want, whenever I want, because I live in my car!! Which is honestly better anyway because Astrology Now mentioned I should travel more!
6. I do not recommend using this app for serious life decisions
★
Astrology NOW said that it was time to “let go of those who bring you pain and stress”… so I took my mom off life support. Turns out my mother had a very high chance of survival. I’ve since deleted the app.
