How to Tell if Your Houseplant is Cheating on You
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1 min readJun 23, 2020
- You try to water him but his dirt is already wet
- Suddenly concerned about his looks, always trying to get the best angle towards the sun
- Appears distant during movie night
- Quieter than usual
- Leaves droop out of guilt when you walk by
- Disappears for hours at a time
- You hear leaves rustling but when you turn to look at him he is frozen
- Gets defensive when you ask where he goes at night
- Mysterious scent of perfume
- Your dog is suddenly suspicious of him
- No longer interested in cuddling
- Traces of lipstick on leaves
