Irrefutable Evidence that Taylor Swift Prophesied the Pandemic
How could the CDC miss this?
I have recently come to know that a tall singing blonde lady has been trying to warn us about COVID-19 for years and we have been too naïve to listen. Or at least to listen critically enough.
Here is a selection of my peer-reviewed, empirical research findings:
Cruel Summer (Lover, 2019)
Prophetic lyrics: “Fever dream high in the quiet of the night, you know that I caught it.”
The first sign of catching a SARS-CoV-2 infection is often a fever.
All Too Well (Red, 2012)
Prophetic lyrics: “Cuz there we are again in the middle of the night. We’re dancing around the kitchen in the refrigerator light.”
The clubs closed down. Humanity has been dancing at home on weekends. A refrigerator may be a good stand-in for rave laser beams.
Shake it Off (1989, 2014)
Prophetic lyrics: “But I keep cruisin’ can’t stop won’t stop movin’”
An ominous warning about all the cruise lines and other forms of travel that have spread the virus across the globe.
