Make a Splash with These Disney-Inspired Swimsuits!
A Review of Hot Topic’s Princess Swimwear
Want a swimsuit that taps into your nostalgia for Disney cartoons while also perpetuating the sexualization of underage girls? We thought you might, and that’s where Hot Topic — haven for the soft-core Goth and milker of all things nerd-culture since 1989 — makes your dreams come true!
Hot Topic has a swimwear line that playfully re-imagines your favorite Disney princesses — and you’re definitely going to want to soak up the summer sun in these magical creations! So if their random, unprompted Instagram ads haven’t sold you already, then let me:
1.THE LITTLE MERMAID SEASHELL & SCALE COMBO
You’ll need some real yabos to slip into these seashells, but this Thingamabob is worth adding to your collection! Be one more piece of plastic in the sea by strapping into this metallic nightmare — that’ll both defy your father’s wishes AND get the boys’ dingles hopping. One look at yourself in this To Catch a Predator catch and you’ll be speechless — and that’s a good thing, because if this movie has taught me anything, it’s that men don’t really care to hear your opinion or interests or name or the literal sound of your voice.
