We’re living in the Golden Age of female empowerment. With more oppressive stories coming out every day and online shopping hitting a boom, we’re in the prime era for buying pussy hats and throw pillows that say “Nasty Woman” on them. No longer do you have to cry in the bathroom after you find out you make less money than an assistant’s assistant. Now you can just jump on Amazon and buy a “The Future is Female” onesie that you will put on your obese Boston Terrier that you’ve named Ruff Bader Ginsburg.
Unfortunately, not every marketable feminist slogan can be on par with the incredible “#GirlBoss”. Here are some slogans that just didn’t cut it this year (but we’re holding out hope for 2020 when things get really fucked up!):