Trump’s Shortlist of Supreme Court Nominees
A “Lady Pieces” Exclusive
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1 min readSep 21, 2020
- The person running Herman Cain’s Twitter account and downplaying COVID even though Cain died of COVID
- The guy that touches your waist when he passes by you at the bar even though there was no reason for it
- The Stormtrooper that punched Baby Yoda
- My really mean fifth grade teacher Ms. Sanchez
- The lady from that video that freaked out about Bath & Body Works peach bellini candles
- My sleep paralysis demon
- The TMZ guy
- Brett Kavanaugh’s buddy Squee
- The green guy from the Mucinex commercials
- ICE hysterectomy doctor
- Ghislaine Maxwell
- Himself