We Rate Fruits On How Feminist They Are

Grapefruit: Grapefruit has been everywhere lately - even in the subway ads for Thinx underwear! However, Thinx didn’t give their employees adequate maternity leave. 4/10.
Banana: The most phallic of all the fruits, but also a great topping for a smoothie bowl! 8/10.
Peaches: Known to cause Oral Allergy Syndrome, which can cause the lips and throat to swell up and feel itchy. On the bright side, this can give you Kylie Jenner lips. Liberating! 6/10.
Apple: Um, like ADAM’S APPLE?! N o t h a n k y o u. 2/10.
Avocado: Technically a fruit, but buying it will unfortunately stop you from being able to purchase a house. However, being able to afford to buy property does not reflect on your worth as a human being. 4/10 due to devastating environmental impact.
Orange: Did you know you can get your nails painted so that they look like little orange slices? So cute! 9/10.
Grapes: Red grapes: 5/10. Green grapes: 7/10. Wine: 10/10.
Raspberries: Remember that part at the beginning of Amelie where she eats the raspberries off the tips of her fingers? Such a good movie, right? I wish I lived in France. 8/10.
Strawberries: Calling anything inherently feminist or unfeminist is dumb, but strawberries always taste good. 11/10.

