A “Period” Poem

Becca Beberaggi
Feb 16, 2018 · 1 min read

I get up in the morning and I brush my teeth.

I take a moment and I sit and think.

Waittttt, is my period late or am I pregnant?

I get on the train and I eat a yogurt.

Everyone hates me, because it smells like yogurt.

My stomach drops and I think “Oh yeah my period is totally just late”.

I get to work and sit in my fears.

I do nothing until my boss appears.

I laugh and say, “I just exercised too much and that’s why my period’s late. “

I count the days… in my calendar.

I think of my last sexy bachelor.

And I remember, “Oh, yeah he was the worst”.

I take a lunch break and I call my Mom.

I ask for guidance in case I’m wrong.

And then I immediately realize I should never do that she stresses me out!

I make some spreadsheets and I post a tweet.

I look up some food I can buy and eat.

Suddenly, I sneeze!

My period arrives and I’m at peace… kinda.

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