New Year’s Resolutions to Talk About in Public so Everyone Will Know You Are Better Than Them
The start of a new year means the start of a new life. But none of that matters unless you let everyone know about the new changes you will be making this coming year. Please see below for the 10 new year resolutions that will make you better than everyone else.
1. Stop Breathing in the Air Children Breathe
This is one of the most selfless things I can give up in 2019. Children are the most precious beings and giving them the space they deserve is the least I can do.
2. Give Space
Become invisible so those less fortunate than me can experience the world and space I have taken up.
3. Take in Any Stray Animal You See
This means I am the best person you will EVER meet.
4. Give a Gym Membership Away to Those in Need
I don’t need to exercise anymore because I can afford any and all healthy foods to maintain my health, but sometimes you cannot.
5. Recycle Everyone Else’s Trash
Not only do I recycle mine, I’ll recycle yours too and make my world and your world a better place. No need to thank me.
6. Eat Expensive for Self Care
It’s a selfish resolution but hey, I can’t ONLY give to other people. What I learned from 2018 is that self care is the most important.
7. Try 1 New Thing Every Day (With the Exception of Weekends and Holidays)
I will go rock climbing, bungee jumping, I’ll cheat on my partner, AND I’ll do more yoga except weekends and holidays.
8. Don’t Shop Anymore
I don’t need things. I need experiences.
9. Pay for Your Own Netflix
I’ll log out of my ex’s account and buy my own. I’m such a good person.
10. Only post UGLY Pics of yourself
I am a person and I am not perfect so I’ll post the best ugly picture of myself this year. I’ll become an inspiration… not that I care about that. I’m just trying to set an example.
2019 is the year. Take it and own it!