Janae Burris
Jan 4 · 2 min read
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Los Angeles professional, Bijou Rowan holds an MBA from Pepperdine University and has a body like a fitness model. That aside she admits she has a hard time finding quality single guys to date in LA, especially since she’s still quite smitten with her 2015 hook-up and newly engaged nightclub bouncer Joel Edgar.

“All the good ones are taken, so it’s a bit of a waiting game for me,” says Rowan who credits famous home wreckers Angelina Jolie, Alicia Keys and LeAnn Rimes for her dating philosophy.

“Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce and although Joel only got engaged a few months ago there’s a good chance he’ll be back on the market within a year or two. Just look at Cardi B and Offset.”

Ms. Rowan says she has no plan to try and destroy Mr. Edgar’s marriage, which is likely to dissolve amicably as the couple simply grows apart. In the meantime she’ll continue working out, building her net worth and adding to her wedding dress fund in anticipation of being Joel’s second wife.

“Hopefully he doesn’t go full Brad Pitt and have a bunch of kids, I hate kids. I’ll wait for you Joel, I’ll wait for you forever!”

More on this as it unfolds.

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Janae is a stand up comedian, actor and events host in Denver Colorado. https://janaeburris.com/

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