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My New Blog Features Nothing But Side-Boob Pictures
And a joke at the end…
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Do I have your attention? Good. Now, I don’t want to lose it, so here’s some more side-boob:
In an attempt to d̵r̵i̵v̵e̵ ̵t̵r̵a̵f̵f̵i̵c̵ ̵t̵o̵ ̵m̵y̵ ̵b̵l̵o̵g̵ become more relational with my readership, I’ve decided to feature copious amounts of g̵r̵a̵t̵u̵i̵t̵o̵u̵s̵ ̵f̵e̵m̵a̵l̵e̵ ̵n̵u̵d̵i̵t̵y̵ ̵ tasteful explorations of the feminine form.
To keep things classy — like Maxim circa 2002 — all nipples, hiney holes, and bajingos will be strategically covered.
Please feel free to bookmark this page and return to it whenever the mood strikes (wink-wink, nudge-nudge).
Lastly, a very special thank you to an old law school friend of mine who first suggested this idea— a certain Mr. Jeffrey T of New York. This sort of post is right up your alley, you old horndog!
Back in law school, we used to call him ‘de minimis’, because, well, you can look it up.
Anyway, rest easy Jeffrey, I won’t reveal your surname. I wouldn’t want to cause you any embarrassment.
Other posts of mine (without nudity):
