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Uh-Oh, Am I The Reason Why People Got $500?

I’m probably only partially responsible…

If you got the $500, congrats. I’m thrilled for you. I hope you find a terrific way to spend the dough.

Perhaps you should invest your windfall in The World’s Most Useful Cooler, or This Gordon Ramsey Knife Set, or, my personal favorite, These Kangaroo Jumping Stilts.