The Three Little Repiglicans
A retelling of a classic tale
Once upon a time, there were Three Little Repiglicans.
Each of these Three Little Repiglicans held sway over a bunch of morons, so when they said or did something, the morons who followed and loved them would listen, and do as they were told. Buuuut, it didn’t work out so well; in fact, it was more like the blind leading the blind.