Local Area Man Finds Himself
“That was my given name, yes,” local Brooklynite Kevin McKevin tells us. “But, through a long journey of self-meditation on my building’s rooftop I’ve come to realize how unfair it is for our parents to name us. Think about it, we’re literally zero days old at the start, with no choice to what we’d like to be called. By reaching into my inner self, which a lot of us often forget about, I’ve come to discover that my true name — my name from my soul, is Chobani Rain.”
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