Trump’s Last Ditch Policy Effort to Win
This morning Donald Trump announced the following programs in an obvious attempt to buy the votes of the American people:
- Reparations for slavery — every African-American descendant of slaves shall receive a full scholarship to the college of their choice. Furthermore, they shall receive $100,000 to cover expenses during their education. Upon their 35th birthday each African-American shall receive an additional $100,000 to be used for any purpose.
- Student loan forgiveness — American students owe more than $1.3 trillion in student loan debt. On January 20th all student loan debt will be forgiven.
- Pardons for drug offenders — half of all federal prisoners are incarcerated for drug crimes — twenty percent of state prisoners are incarcerated for drug crimes. On January 20th each will receive a full pardon for their crimes — resulting in the release of more than 500,000 Americans. Furthermore all past drug offenders will ALSO receive pardons for their crimes.
Will his latest plan win your vote?
