Global Protestors’ Wish Granted, Palestine Free, From River to Sea

Right of return realized…to where?….

The Big Float’s Big Surprise when they learn which river & sea

“Many students who chant ‘From the river to the sea’ don’t know which river, sea. Some 10% of surveyed students also thought that PLO leader Yasser Arafat was the first prime minister of Israel.”

The geographic illiteracy of the global protest wave against Israel had shocking real world impact when Israel agreed to grant the protestors’ “Palestine free, from the river to the sea” demands. Before executing the agreement Israel signed a contract with global delegations from demos in Europe, North America, Asia and Australia that would give West Bank and Gaza Arabs* “Palestine from the river to the sea.” But the clause with their favorite slogan didn’t specify which river and which sea.

Israeli tech wizards then deployed at scale H.G. Wells’ First Men in the Moon anti-gravity metal, Corbynite, named for Hamas buddy Jeremy Corbyn, to airlift Palestinians by the millions as well as their assets to a new home between “the river and the sea” — the Euphrates and the Persian Gulf.