Why The US Military Is Preparing For A Zombie Apocalypse
According to a document from the US Department of Defense
The US government has a plan to defend the country from zombies.
I’m serious. “Counter-Zombie Dominance Operations” is a plan created by the United States Department of Defense. It explains military strategies to prevent millions of zombies from eating the American public.
Let me explain…
The Rules Of Engagement Are Very Specific
“The only assumed way to effectively cause causalities to the zombie ranks by tactical force is the concentration of all firepower to the head, specifically the brain,” per the document. “The only way to ensure a zombie is ‘dead’ is to burn the zombie corpse.”
It’s worth noting that zombies are not subject to the Geneva Convention, per the military document. So, the United States military can kill zombies without any hesitation whatsoever. All the soldiers need is a little bit of dead-ication to the cause. Get it? Because zombies are the walking dead.
Okay… I’ll stop with the dad jokes from this point onwards.
Every phase of liberating the country from zombies is discussed throughout the document. For example, the United…
